They jokes
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run.
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
Why do they have fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in.