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Who are the fastest readers? The people who were in 9/11. They went through 91 stories in 1.2 seconds.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna," but dumb-ass Jill forgot her pills, and now they have 12 kids.
What do a gynecologist and deaf people have in common? They both read lips.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What is something in common with gay people and ambulance trucks?
They both take it out the back and go "woo woo!"
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
Why do orphans go to church?
They go there to finally call someone "father."
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they were outside my head.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.