Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
They Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
Q: Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: They come back, unlike their parents.
On the plus side, I finally hear voices talking to me... just wish they were outside my head.
I wrote puns on a piece of paper like this:
P. P. P. P. U. U. U. U. N. N. N. N. S. S. S. S.
Then I showed them to my teacher, asking him what they had in common.
“They are all very tearable,” he replied.
Well, there is one person who gets it!
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why don’t orphans understand the meaning of a family reunion?
Because they’re not wanted, yet maybe they should rob a 🏦 bank ;)
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
It’s the only place they can call someone “father.”
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff, and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
