They jokes
What do Nemo and an orphan have in common? They can't find their parents.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
What country has been the hottest in recent years?
Sri Lanka, they had 3 bombs in a day!
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...
Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.