They jokes
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
I kept asking these kids where their parents are, and they started crying. I walked away laughing, thinking I love my job at an orphanage.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.