They jokes
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Memes
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
When you see an orphanage bully, remind them that no matter how powerful they are, they will never be as strong as their dads... Oh wait, they don't have a dad.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.