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How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.