They jokes
They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
I bought a wooden whistle. I tried so hard, but it wouldn't whistle.
So I bought a steel one. It still wouldn't let me whistle. Then I got a lead one. It still wouldn't lead me whistle. Then I realised, they were flutes, so the wood would lead me whistle if I did it correctly. Steel....
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but only got plane.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.
Why is "Frozen" a good movie for orphans?
Because they know how to "let it go" when their parents went.
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they can finally call someone "father!"
Why can’t orphans have sex?
'Cause they have no one to call daddy!
Yo mama is so ugly, when she tried to join an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
Wanna hear a poop joke?
Nah, they always stink.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
Because they actually have a father there.
What do 9/11 and gender have in common?
They used to be two, and now it's a sensitive topic.
Why does NASA only serve Coke?
Because they can't get Seven-Up!
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.