Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
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Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Why do Orphans like school?
Because they don't have a home to go back to afterwards.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
I don't understand why people hate it when they hear a dad joke. They are actually pretty funny, and I will show you Y. (shows a picture of the letter Y)
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
