They jokes
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
Why do violists stand for long periods outside of people's houses? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in.
Why do violists smile when they play? Because ignorance is bliss, and they don't know what can't hurt them.
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball??
They can’t hit a home run! 😂
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
Why do all orphans have iPhone 10-12?
They don't have a home button.