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Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have their parent's email.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They always come back.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
A few men have curved penises, but they can fix that problem by straightening it out.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.