They jokes
Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.
I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.
My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.
Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
When I was young, I got bullied by two kids, and whenever I got hit to the ground, I would get back up and cry. Then I had the courage to fight back, except they didn't get back up.
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
Why can’t orphans say "I’m in the ghetto?" Because they can’t say "I’m in a home."
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she tried to join the ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, no professionals!"
My bank loves me. They told me my credit card balance is outstanding.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
Why do orphans cry?
Because they got no family.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!
So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.