They jokes
Why do gay people only stand crooked? Cuz they can’t be straight.
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Why can't gays drive faster than 68 mph?
Because at 69 they blow a rod.
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why can’t orphans be married?
Because they won’t have their parents' blessings.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t home run.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]