They jokes
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Why don't dwarfs have cars?
Because they can't get in the door.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!