They jokes
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
What does a hooker and butter have in common?
They both spread for bread.
My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.
So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"
I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"
My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.
Why do orphans go to church?
It's the only place where they can call someone "father."
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
Yo mama so ugly, when she went to an ugly contest, they told her, "No pros allowed."
How do you know if an Asian is a failure?
Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
How did people bully Helen Keller? They said, "Wow, that was the coolest thing ever! You really should have seen it!"
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.