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Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered a cheese pizza, but instead they got plane.
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.
What do orphans and fathers have in common? They both don't have families to go to.
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
I heard life was a gift. Well, I hope they kept the receipt, because I'd like a mother-fucking refund!
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
Apple created the iPhone X for orphans because they don't have a home.
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.