I got a job at a library. I got fired after 15 minutes. They told me it was because I put women's rights in the fiction section.
They Jokes
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
I live next to a kindergarten, and yesterday they had a fire drill. It was kinda weird because normally it's me who has a drill around little children.
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Knock, knock. Who's there? An armless person. Why? They got stumped on why they contacted you.
They said time heals all wounds, well, I broke your watch.
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
Why is it hard having a relationship with an astronaut?
Because they are always so distant. :-]
Why are orphans not allowed in stores?
Because else they would actually feel at home.
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Throw a few paper airplanes at the twins in your class, see if they fall.
Why is it okay to bully an orphan?
It’s not like they could tell their parents.
Q: Why are medication pills white?
A: Because they work.
