They jokes
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why can't orphans watch PG?
They don't have any parental guidance.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Memes
What have we humans come to?
Why does an emo wish they were a fish?
Because they're underwater.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
Because they aren't wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!
What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.
Why can't Americans play chess?
They lost two towers.
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mothers', Fathers', and Family Day!
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
Why do orphans like robbing banks?
So they can be wanted.