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There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
Why do orphans not have a home? Because they don’t have a family.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Why are trees afraid of dogs? Because they bark.
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
There was a house with a three-story building.
The first one had Mexicans.
The second one had Africans.
The third one had white people.
An earthquake came.
But who did survive?
The white family because they were at work.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.