They jokes
Your forehead and your hairline must be old friends, because they go way back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find their way home.
Where do terrorists go when they die?
Answer: Everywhere.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Why can't orphans go to an amusement park?
Because they don't have parents!
I met a drum circle once, they were a huge hit!
History is mostly just a list of things men did while women were busy making sure they didn't die of scurvy.
Jesse: Do you like my ball?
Mike: Yes, they are very big. I can’t even fit them in my mouth. You bought a new ball, right?
Jesse: No, they do not leave me.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
A pair of Newfies decide to visit Toronto. They drive through Nova Scotia, through New Brunswick, through Montréal, Kingston, Oshawa... then they see a sign that says "Toronto Left", so they turn back around and go home.
My friend lives in a caravan park. His parents named him Money because they thought it was a type of currency.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.