They jokes

Road

They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.

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  • Ankle

    You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

    Priest

    What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?

    They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.

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  • Thief

    So, some thieves robbed me the other day. They took everything I owned, except for the soap, towels, and deodorant.

    Dirty bastards.

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  • Charge

    What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.

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  • Orphan

    Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.

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  • Son

    Why are Alabamians so resentful of immigrants?

    They don't want their sons and daughters to have sex with anyone other than their siblings or relatives.

    Tampon

    What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?

    Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!

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  • Abuse

    What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?

    They both like to dump their loads into little kids.

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  • Maria

    Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

    Addiction

    A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to.

    He says to the first one, "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny."

    He says to the second one, "You are addicted to food, you named your daughter Candy."

    Then the third one whispers to her son, "Come on, Dick, let's go."

    Online dating

    As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

    Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

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  • Pedophile

    Why do pedophiles never win a race?

    Because they are always coming in a little behind.

    Velcro

    You know why I don't buy Velcro items anymore?

    They are a total rip off.