They jokes
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Ralphie: They put drugs in our medication?
Me: The medication is the drugs.
What's the best part about beating up an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Why did the ducks go to jail?
They sold quack.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Bro, they almost forgot you in the abortion bucket.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
If a baby cow finds a wolf pup, they will be best friends, but when mummy wolf comes, it’s a fight, so the baby cow and the wolf pup made it a secret, but one day the mummy cow and the mummy wolf found out, but no one got hurt. In fact, the mummy cow and the mummy wolf got to know each other, and baby cow and wolf pup were very happy and played all day long. Their friendship will never break.
-THE END-
This was not a joke but a meaning: if you are different, that doesn’t change who you are and your friends are, so be yourself and don’t let people break your dreams, and don’t forget them either. So no matter who you are, don’t let people change who you are. 🐺🐮
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just hacked the "chrime."
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
I went to China and said, "I have a big cock," so they thought I said they look like a cock. Then I realized I said it in English.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
I am so cool that even the fridge or a snowman would shiver his timbers when they see me :).
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they have already lost two towers.