Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.
They Jokes
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
The twin towers were like my parents... They never came back.
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.
"This place looks scary," the kid said.
And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.
Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doctor, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you!
