They jokes
Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can feel wanted.
Spooktober meme!!!
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
The twin towers were like my parents... They never came back.
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.
Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.
Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What's similar between a priest and McDonald's?
They both shove their meat in between 10 year old buns.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for being black.
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.