They jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.

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  • President

    Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

    They both had an open mind.

    Orphan

    Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. ๐Ÿ˜†

    Memes

    Time

    ๐ŸŽตThere's a star-man waiting in the sky๐ŸŽต

    In a comic book style image, Superman flies with other heroes in the background. Text in the foreground reads: "Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it, they have to climb up to the two tallest buildings in New York."

    Mama

    Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.

    Emo kid

    The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

    Brain

    What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

    They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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  • Military

    We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

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  • Bone

    Never break someoneโ€™s heart, they only have one.

    Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

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  • Victim

    Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

    Orphan

    How are orphans and blind kids similar?

    They both have never seen their parents :)

    Mime

    I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

    German

    How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

    Incest

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.

    Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.

    Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.

    But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.

    Witch

    Why don't witches wear underwear?

    So they can get a better grip on their broom.

    Road

    They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.

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