They jokes
Why do orphans love church?
They finally have a father.
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
Why do orphans play GTA? They finally wanted a family.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Every time French people greet me, they say "banjo."
Nga, I don't got no fucking banjo.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their rap sheets in order.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Hey, 2001 just called.
They want their towers back.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...
Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.
Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.
And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.
There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...
There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.
So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"