They jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.

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  • President

    Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

    They both had an open mind.

    Orphan

    Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. πŸ˜†

    Memes

    Mama

    Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.

    Emo kid

    The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

    Brain

    What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

    They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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  • Military

    We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

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  • Bone

    Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.

    Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

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  • Orphan

    How are orphans and blind kids similar?

    They both have never seen their parents :)

    Victim

    Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

    Mime

    I was kidnapped by mimes once. They did unspeakable things to me.

    German

    How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

    Witch

    Why don't witches wear underwear?

    So they can get a better grip on their broom.

    Rubix Cube

    Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.

    Sleeping Pill

    Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.

    Wife: Doctor, when should I give them to him?

    Doctor: They are for you!