They jokes
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."
How many prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just put the light bulb up their pussy and ask you to pay.
What do dicks and Rubik's Cubes have in common?
The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.
Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why can't Americans play chess...
Because they lost 2 towers.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
I was doing some karate the other day at the studio.
They kicked me out because I was doing “kungi fui.”
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
When butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomach?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.