They jokes
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for ā¬500.
The first replied: "For 500ā¬? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200ā¬!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
Memes
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Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
They say Iām sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.