They jokes

Orphan

I figure it's ok to hit orphans.

What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?

Mum

Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."

Plane

The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.

Bug

Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...

BA-DUM CHHH!

Family

Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?

A: Because they were a racquet!

Memes

Stroke

What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?

They have both had a few strokes.

Teacher

What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?

They took a class trip.

Orphan

Why can't orphans walk through doors?

Because they don't have a house to walk into.

Noise

What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.

Beard

Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?

So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.

Pedophile

Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.

Witch

Why do witches wear name tags?

So they know which witch is which!

Dad

This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"