They jokes
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
If someone with a lisp dropped a hammer on their foot, would they be Thor?
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Memes
They had to teach him a lesson
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.
They have to come out of the closet sometime.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.