They jokes
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Orphan, why canβt I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
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Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! ππ¨
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
Why canβt orphans play baseball?
They donβt know where home is.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They donβt know where home is. π’
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they canβt find their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. ππ
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.