They jokes
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
The worst comedians take 9 months to make a joke. Then they spend the rest of their lives trying to forget it.
If a CEO goes blind, are they just an EO?
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
These posts are brutal; they're leaving nothing left standing.
Why do lesbians get their belly button pierced?
So they have a place to hang the air freshener.
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
Why can't Asians golf?
Because they can't drive.
What's the difference between milk and a cancer patient?
There's none, they both don't age well.
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.