They jokes
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!
They say I’m sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.