They jokes
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.