They jokes
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Did you know an orphan is deeply religious because they can finally call someone "father."
What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
They haven't learned how to keep the ball with them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”.