They jokes
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
They say Iâm sliced like the apples in a kids meal.
Why can't orphans walk through doors?
Because they don't have a house to walk into.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
Why do prepubescent orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone âDaddyâ.
If a CEO goes blind, are they just an EO?
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"