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Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.