They jokes
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
My friend Josh made a joke about Liam's hairline, even though his ears are so big and his face looks like a monkey... if they were white.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they can call someone father!
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.