They jokes
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
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Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why can't orphans hit a home run?
Because they don't have a home to run to...
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.