They jokes
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
I don't like making Kobe jokes... they always crash and burn.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.