Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Orphan Baseball Conundrum. Where is Home, Anyway?!?
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklehead. So, you're trying to figure out why these kids can't play baseball. You absolute cabbage. It's because they are orphans. An orphan doesn't have a home. In baseball, you gotta know where home base is. Get it now, numbskull?