They jokes

Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.

Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?

A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.

Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.

What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

Why do orphans live in an orphanage?

Answer: Because they are wanted there.

How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.

I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.

Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.

What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.

I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?

What animal can jump the highest?

Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.

Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?

Ben: I don't know.

Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.

Why should you never give an orphan a phone?

Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.

Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."

They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.

I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."

Why can't an orphan be gay?

They have no one to call daddy.