They jokes
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite holiday? 4th of July when they set off fireworks.
Q: How many emo kids will it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.