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Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.
Me: Want to hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.
Friend: What's funny about that?
Me: Because the next day they disowned me.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
How are gay people like mice?
They both hate pussies.
Why are women’s feet so small?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."