They jokes
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
Why are monkeys funny? Because they look weird.
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
Why can't an orphan have sex?
Because they can't call them "daddy."
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
Stop making jokes about disabled people; they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans?
Answer: Because they are RETARDED due to the "Inbreeding"!
I told my lesbian friends, "I wanna watch," so they bought me a Timex®.
It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Three women—a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead—are riding through the desert on a dune buggy. About two hours later, their vehicle dies with no gas, and they're forced to travel to their destination on foot, but they all agree to carry something with them.
The brunette brings canteens of water.
The redhead takes a large beach umbrella.
The blonde somehow rips off the car door.
The redhead asks her, "Why did you take the whole car door?"
To which the blonde replied, "So I can roll down the window in case it gets too hot."
Why can’t orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call DADDY! 😩
What is the similar thing between alcohol and anal sex?
They are not for kids.
What does a pedophile and a light switch have in common?
They both get turned on by children.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.