They jokes
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Memes
Hollow Knight Meme
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldn't be able to find the home button.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died.
Some people think jokes about child abuse are funny.
I'm not sure if I think that, but they do seem to hit different.