They jokes
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Why are pedophiles good at playing guitar?
Because they are good at fingering A minor.
Q: Why are the 49ers called the 49ers?
A: 'Cause they can't make it past the 50-yard line.
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because they hate how he cares about family.
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call “daddy.”
What can't orphans do?
Be homosexual because they have no home.
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.