They jokes
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
If you're bored, just go hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is it that skinny men like fat women?
Because they need warmth in winter, and shade in summer.
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.