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Why do orphans love boomerangs?
They come back.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they can't access the home screen.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!