They jokes
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
I am crying tears of joy rn.😭 I was wrongfully denied my visa. ☠️ They took me to the Q&A section, that I needed to answer one simple question for my visa to be granted.
The question was the original synonym of Bench. I shakily answered "Pristiano Penaldo" 😭. I was right guys ✅🛫
Did you hear they made an Emo-Hipster pizza?
It cuts itself, and you're supposed to eat it before it's cool.
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Why do orphans look so ugly?
Because they have a face not even a mother could love.
Why can’t orphans play softball?
They can’t find home.
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
Why can’t orphans use a phone? Because they can't find the home button.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Why are cigarettes good for the environment?
They kill people.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
I bought myself the life-sized Jesus painting off of Amazon, and they had 4 nails within the pack. All I needed was 1.
You could think that some orphans are gay.
But think, would they be home-osexual? 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️