They jokes
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
What is one good thing about pedophiles?
They drive slow in the school zone.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Why was everybody so tired on April 1st? Because they just finished a March of 31 days!
Why do homeless people commit crimes?
They get a bed in jail.
Memes
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Q: Why do orphans get on Facebook?
A: Because they get liked.
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
Why are orphans bad at hide and seek?
Because they can’t find their parents.
Edward Scissorhands: Why is it that every time I touch someone, they get offended?
Kids: Because you're a psycho path.
Why are some girls scared easily?
They don't have balls.
There's an upside to being an orphan; every snack they get is family size.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home. 😀😀
Why do orphans pray to God?
So they have someone to call father.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it home.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.