What do Viagra and Disneyland have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two-minute ride.
They Jokes
What do gay men and drug dealers have in common?
They both get a lot of crack.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Q: Why are lesbians bad at math?
A: Because they can't multiply.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?
"They can move it, move it." (from King Julian)
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
Some people said that JFK had big parties. Some even would say they were *mind blowing*.
I figure it's ok to hit orphans.
What are they gonna do? Go tell their parents?
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens...
BA-DUM CHHH!
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
What happened when the teacher tied all the students' shoe laces together?
They took a class trip.
