They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Yeah man! Life is wonderful! But, when you realize all of the ones you loved were fake.
And when you die, does your online friends notice? How will they notice? Or will they ever notice? Is 13 age too young for dying? Am I just paranoid? I'm scared.
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Orphan, why can’t I watch a PG movie?
Because they are Parental Guidance.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.