They jokes
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't Chinese play baseball?
Because they eat the bats.
It’s me back at it again.
The earth was flat till they buried yo mama!!!
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
How many orphans does it take to screw a light bulb in there house?
None because they don't have a home.
Why can't orphans become YouTubers?
They don't have electricity!
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
Why do the cheetahs always beat you? Because they beet-ah.
Why do Black people go to church so much?
Because the priest is the only father they know.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Do you know why dinosaurs can't eat hyenas?
Because they're dead! The last thing they ate was some rock.
Skeleton puns? Nah... they aren't that humerus.