They jokes
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find a home.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Memes
I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
If you're bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
They call me an elevator because I let people down.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
Two friends were walking in a forest. They started to fight.
A cannibal came and shouted, "Food fight!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
How do parents punish their blind kid? They move the bed.
An orphan asked if they could move into my house yesterday. I said, "Don't you have a family?"
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Q: Why can't orphans ever win at Yahtzee?
A: Because they can never seem to get a full house.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.