They jokes
You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they can't change anything.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Why did the cat meow?
Because it's a cat, and they meow.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.
Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"
And I said: "They're the exact same thing."
Then they said: "But when did it happen?"
So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they have no body to go with.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.