They jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.
Memes
Random post #5 (you can dislike it. i dont rlly care actually…)
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Orphan kids only play GTA5 so they can be wanted.
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.