They jokes
Q: How did the explorers get to school?
A: They rode the Colum-bus!
Why can't an orphan make a YouTube channel?
'Cause they can't make it family friendly.
Bosses are like seagulls.
They fly in, make a lot of noise, crap all over everything, then fly out.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."
The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
How many feminazis does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they can't change anything.
You know why orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their parents.
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
What do humans and monkeys have in common? They both hang from trees.
Why can orphans not grow big and strong? Because they need a parent to buy them steroids.
Why did the cat meow?
Because it's a cat, and they meow.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
“Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?”
“No.”
“Neither have they.”
So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.
Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"
And I said: "They're the exact same thing."
Then they said: "But when did it happen?"
So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"