They jokes

The mother and her daughter went to the store. After they arrived, the daughter looked around and ran off somewhere. The mother realized this and took off looking for her. After a while, she found her tugging on a black man. The mother asked, "What are you doing?" and the daughter replied, "I wan't the chocolate!"

I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!

At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"

Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.

Me: Want to hear a joke?

Friend: Sure.

Me: When my Mum and Dad said they loved me.

Friend: What's funny about that?

Me: Because the next day they disowned me.

Why do ducks have feathers? So they can cover their butt quacks.

Why are drums and autistic people the same?

They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"

Why can't orphans be gay?

They don't have a closet to come out of.

What animal can jump the highest?

Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.

Why do pedophiles always lose a race?

Because they come in a little behind.

Why do orphans live in an orphanage?

Answer: Because they are wanted there.

Why do orphans want to be dogs?

Because they want their own bed and food.

Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?

The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

Q: What happens when emos make out?

A: They don't; they just hang out.

Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.

Why are emos like paper?

They cut easily.

I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why do trans women go by she/her?

Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.

I went to Starbucks today and they asked what I wanted, and I replied with "to die, a shot of bleach, and an deppresso expresso."

What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.

Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.