They jokes
One day, two Chinese people with broken English go to America. When they arrive, they go to a small place to eat. When they look at the menu, they see "hot dog," but since their English is bad, they think it's literally a roasted dog and order it. When it comes back, they're both surprised, and one of them asks,
"What part of the dog did you get?"
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
'Cause they are dead.
The only difference between my grandma and the Twin Towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
Memes
The couple next door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why do people want to jump off buildings?
Because they want to become Superman.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Why can orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging themselves? I guess they lost Hangman.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.