A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
Why can’t orphans not play baseball because They can’t find home
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
Why can't orphans play base ball? Because they can't run home
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
Why can’t orphans play baseball Because they don’t know where home plate
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Q: Why can you be rude to an orphan?
A: Because who are they gonna tell their parents?
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they couldn't run home.
Everyone punch orphans what are they gonna do tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
What happens to Emos when they go up
They never come down
why do women rub there eyes when they wake up cuz they don't got balls to scratch
Why do orphans want to be gay? because they will have someone to call daddy for once
When the people that see you cry, that doesn't mean they miss you. That mean they scared of your onion breath! 🐑💨
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
