They jokes
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched her thigh and said, "Do you wanna?" Jill said yes and pulled up her dress and they had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pills, and so they had a son.
What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?
They wait to be filled with a big load.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Why can't orphans score in baseball?
They can't find home.
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan? Hit them.
It's not like they can tell their parents.
You're so fat that when you go on a walk with your friends, it looks like they are orbiting you.
So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home base to run to.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have someone to call daddy.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
When the police saw your hairline, they gave your barber a breathalyzer test.
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
Why do orphans love tennis?
Because it is the only place they can get love.
Why don't orphan criminals go to jail?
Because they weren't even wanted.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.