When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
Little Johnny was told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say: "I know the truth," they give you money.
So Little Johnny says to his mum, "I know the truth," so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone. So when Little Johnny’s dad gets home, Little Johnny says, "I know the truth." His dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone. So Little Johnny tries it on the postman and says, "I know the truth," and the postman says, "Come here, son."
Why can't orphsns play baseball
Because they don't know where home is
Why are the americans bad at chess? Because they lost 2 towers
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
You do orphans love doing crime?
Cuz they want to be wanted
What do you do when your bored? I beat up orphans What are they gonna do? Tell there parents?
The orphans all died!!!
Oh wait, no one cares...
Their parents are all dead anyway. We are just making them happier. They get to join their parents in hell.
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Why can’t orphans play baseball ....... Because they can’t make a home run 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common 1. They both want to die 2. They both cut to die faster 3. They both listen to emo songs 4. They like I wanna die song/miss wanna die
Why did McDonald’s kill somebody because they stole the 12-piece nuggets that will never be seen because of them!
if priests were on Twitter, they would tweet, "He's a 10 but he's 10."
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
Balls are annoying. They just bounce and never keep still.
Why can’t the orphan Tell on people BEACAUSE
THEY GOT NO MOM AND DAD LOLLL
