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Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
They ordered pepperoni and got ✈️.
When they say you live by the sword, you die by the sword, not in Paul Walker's case. He lived by the car, died by a tree. Well, I guess the car was stumped.
What do an orphan's father and Nemo have in common?
They are both nowhere to be found.
Two Chinese men walk into a bar.
"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why did the skeleton die from laughter?
'Cause they broke all his "funny bones!"
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they can’t get their parents’ permission.
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
They are hairy.
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Why do orphans love playing baseball?
They can always run home.