They jokes
Why is Homelander an orphan's favorite superhero?
Because they can actually land a home.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.
Why do orphans not like 1st-5th grade teachers?
Because they have a home room.
Why are cancer kids so fly?
Because they got the drip.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
My elderly relatives like to tease me at weddings, saying, "You'll be next!"..
They soon stopped though, when I started to do the same to them at funerals.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
Why do priests perform baptisms? So they can see children wet.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.
They had to call an archeologist.
What’s the best thing about midgets??
They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.