Thereness jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
Why are orphans lucky?
Because they can get in trouble and nobody can tell their parents.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
Is that a person over there?
Na, it's Jesus.
How are genders and the Twin Towers alike?
There was 2, now it's a sensitive subject.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Dude, if there is a watermelon, shouldn't there be an earthmelon, airmelon, and a firemelon? The elemelons.
There is a kid in my school who is exactly like Dahmer, but he doesn't eat ppl. Or does he...?
He's Dahmer's son @domink.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Where do orphans get their stuff from?
The reject shop.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
I told Siri about my dog, and she told me if she could tell me a joke to cheer me up, and I said okay.
She asked me, "Knock knock." I said, "Who is there?" She said, "Not your dog."
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
My friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No, to get to the idiot's house.
My friend: Oh.
Me: Knock knock.
My friend: Who's there?
Me: The chicken.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their teeth?
Mentos.