Thereness jokes
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
I see what you did there.
Did you hear about the cemetery? I heard that people are dying to be there.
HARRY POTTER MEMES
In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.
Sound familiar? 🤔
Well, in September 11th...
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Nonye.
Nonye who?
Nonye buisness.
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl beyond belief. Her name was Rayne, but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him, but one day she did, and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy actually snuck in Rayne's house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End.
Why didn't the orphan do the work?
Because when the teacher says they would call your mum or dad, there's nobody to call.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.
I didn't ask: ❌
I'm sorry, but it doesn't seem that anyone needed this information, and there doesn't seem to be any chance anyone will need this information in the future. ✔️
I saw a tree. I looked up, and there was an apple hanging. And then I said, "Wow, that guy is lucky!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cold.
Cold who?
"It is cold out here!"
A man runs into a church and shouts, "Are there any dwarf nuns in the monastery?" The Pope said no, causing the man to say to his friend, "I told you you fucked a penguin!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
A blind man walked into me at a store. I said, "Watch it, bitch!" and he said, "Sorry, I didn't see you there."
Roses are red, violets are blue, and if you're my friend, I'll be there till the end.