Thereness jokes
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, now it’s a sensitive subject.
A father bought his depressed son a new house, and then pointing at it, he said, "Hang in there, son!"
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
An orphan tried to make an app about orphans, but there was no home page.
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.