Thereness jokes
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Suicide.
Suicide who?
Suicide you.
What do Spider-Man and orphans have in common?
There’s no way home.
Mmmm, bread. I love Panera Bread.
This is unrelated, but where I live, there is no Panera Bread. Y'know what that's called?
No Panera Bread.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Memes
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
Kid: *runs down the street* HELP ME!
Officer: You OK, kid?
Me: Don't worry! He's my nephew, there was a big spider.
Officer: Oh, OK, ma'am. *walks off*
When officer leaves:
Me: *gets whip* What did I say about leaving the basement?
I don't see why people these days choose their gender. There's only two, it's Nerf or nothing! (I'm just joking, I honestly don't care.)
Why were there so many victims in the Grenfell flat fire disaster in London?
All the exit signs were in English.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
What falls first from a tree, an apple or an emo?
The apple... the emo just hangs there.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
I went on an orphan website. Sadly, there was no home page.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.