Thereness jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Memes
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
What did the math teacher write on his party invitations?
Be there or B2.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.