Thereness jokes
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."
Boy: "What's that?"
Grandpa: "What's what?"
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of 'em can see their parents.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Draggin’.
Draggin’ who?
Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.
Virginia is false advertising. Couldn't find many virgins there.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill,
And now there's little Frankey.
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there would be no home base.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Why did the orphan try to get hurt?
Because then they would get surrounded with people who care about him.
He looks around, no one is there.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄