Thereness jokes
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
Best thing ever right here.
So, there is this app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12-15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12-15 inches longer.
Why can't orphans call their friends?
Because they don't have a home phone!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
You.
You who?
Who do you see over there???
I asked a kid where their parents were...
Lol
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wilma.
Wilma who?
Wilma dik fit in your mouth.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
In Ukraine, there was a massive wake-up call by Russia. But for some, the results were the opposite.
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
When you have an ex, you will notice that the word "ex" is short for "executed," so that's there for yous.
One day, someone's ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat, and her ex-boyfriend was there and gave her an apple. Next minute, she had chlamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.