Thereness jokes
Kim Jong Il: Knock knock.
Political Prisoner: Who's there?
Kim Jong Il: Boo.
Political Prisoner: Boo who?
Kim Jong Il: Boo hoo? Don't cry just because I executed your wife and enslaved your children. You at least get to eat today, my friend.
There's nothing stronger than love, except for an M32 Rotary Grenade Launcher because fuck you and everyone near you.
The fool says in his brain, "There is a god."
Y'all heard of Poptarts, eh?
Well why are there no Momtarts?
Because of the PASTRYarchy!
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
There was an enemy with a machine gun.
My commander said, "Un-arm the enemy."
So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.
Why can't an orphan go on away games?
Their parent will never show up!
Me: Knock knock.
Some dude on the street: Who's there?
Me: Whowhowho.
Dude: Whowhowho who?
Whowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowhowho.
There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Charlie.
Charlie who?
Charlie Brown! Good grief!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Control freak.
Con...
Ok, now you say, "Control freak who?"
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, it's POINTLESS.