Thereness jokes
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
What do Batman and orphans have in common?
Their parents died.
Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
People who are annoying. There are two of them.
1. Capet.
2. Akeld.
The winner is "Akeld," although Jordan Calerendiá comes in with a tie. Yah! Not really!
Ya know, genders are kind of like the Twin Towers.
There used to be 2 of them, but now it’s a touchy subject.
How many crack heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, there is no electricity.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna.
Banna who?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banna who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Banna? Yup! 🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause there was a crack!
Did you know there’s a sex move called Amazon?
You wait all day and nobody comes.
This is a bad one but why do orphans hate their life even more in 2021?
Cause kids just laugh at them...
"Gwen, are you still there?"
"Princess, you there? :("
Prince, are you there?
The "f" in "orphan" stands for "amily." There is no "f."
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
A woman walked up to me and asked me for a joke. I stood there with a straight face knowing women can't be funny.
There are two sexes: one with your mother and the other with you.
I went to watch Ghost Rider at a cinema in Paris. As I took a seat, I saw none other than Pessi sat at the front row with a pen and notebook. I asked him what he’s was doing at the cinema since there was a big game coming up. He replied, “I’m taking notes from the best.”
And vanished.
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.