Thereness jokes
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
No Words
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"
"Cargo." "Cargo who?"
"Cargo beep, beep, beep, be-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-b!"
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year? Because there is no Mother's or Father's Day.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
What's the best thing about 23 year olds? There are twenty of them.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
You: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Random person: Why?
You: To get to the idiot's house!
Random person: What?
You: Knock knock.
Random person: Who's there?
You: The chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.