Thereness jokes
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
There's no parent signature.
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
Memes
Please tell me this is photoshopped
There was a kid in my class who said my face looked like a physical reaction (we were learning about that stuff at the time), so I said I made a chemical reaction with his mom last night.
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there, she made the whole earth go back to the ice age!
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Candis.
Candis who?
Candis nuts fit in your mouth?
I found a place before called an orphanage, but when I was allowed in there were lots of kids, and I said, "Where's your parents? Oh yeah, you're orphans." Gosh, that was one heck of a day!
There has to be someone that hates watersharky. He curses at you if you say one thing about his friends or him. He just is mean and needs to leave.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
A zebra couldn't find any grass. Then he saw a monkey cooking. He thought to steal a little, but he was burned in the fore, and the smoke was all over him. But when he went to the ocean, it was still there, and zebras are stuck in this style forever.
Why can’t orphans eat big bags of chips?
Cause they're family size. ✌🏻😂🤣😅🥲
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Covid.
Covid who?
The thing that killed half a billion people!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sister.
Sister who?
My sister's ass.
Keep rolling your eyes and maybe you'll find a brain back there.