Thereness jokes
Knock knock.
Who is there?
Mother.
Mother who?
Fuck off bichon, I'm your mother!
My friend: Yo stupid.
Me: Is that right, and what exactly have you done in your lifetime that makes you Einstein?
My friend: *rolls eyes and says whatever.*
Me: Keep on rolling them, you might find your brain in there.
Knock knock.
Jou is there?
Why don't you speak English?
Why is there more water than water, because water is water.
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
😳
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.
Why don’t she stand up for herself?
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
Once there was an old lady...
Congratulations, stop bragging!
Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I think our destination is under there.
Under where?
I had a party the other day. I made sure there were vegan options. They make do or fuck off.
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.