Thereness jokes
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
What does a pregnant lady and pigs have in common?
They're both fat.
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Why would an orphan kill his family? Because they weren't there.
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
There are 365 days in a year. Orphans have 363 because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?
They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the knucklehead's house...
Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
My sis is very funny. Her fave joke is:
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Mr. Nobody." "Mr. Nobody who?" "I just told you!"
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X? Because there's no home button.