Thereness jokes
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"
Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
Memes
omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one
My dad told me a new version of a happy birthday song:
Happy birthday to you, you live in a zoo, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!
No offense to anyone reading this on their birthday.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Not Susie!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because they thought they saw their parents. (Plot twist: the orphan got ran over.)
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he got hit by a truck.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not a poo, you're a poo.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A.
A who?
A-bless you!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.