Thereness jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your dead son.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
...Because there's always a cast!
Why is the record for longest jump kept by an emo?
They're still hanging.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Me: Knock, knock.
Other person: Who’s there?
Me: Atch.
Other person: Atch who?
Me: Bless you!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Why did the orphan misbehave in school?
Because the principal couldn't call their parents.
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
"What do you tell a person with depression?
Just hang in there, buddy!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.
What's wrong with Asian pet stores?
There's no pets.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!