Thereness jokes

So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.

Isn't there a software company named after your dick?

Microsoft?

China. There. :)

What's wrong with Asian pet stores?

There's no pets.

Why does an orphan start with an "O"?

Because they only see their parents in their dream.

How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just sit there and cry in the dark.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

What’s the difference between a normal kid and an Emo?

When you feel an Emo's arm, there’s lots of texture! Feels great, too!

Why can't orphans buy chips?

Because they're family sized!

"Sonic Says", "If you're ever bored and have nothing to do, then just punch an orphan in the face. Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Nina, you better run to hell. You're going there anyway!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't be mean to Alex!!!!!!!!!!! He is sweet, kind, loving, and protective!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guys, we need to stop telling orphan jokes, they're gonna tell their parents. Oh wait, never mind, continue.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

Because the dad never came back with the milk.

There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?

Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...

I asked my dad, "Are we there yet?" and he told me, "Don't worry, son, it will be a short ride!"

"What do you tell a person with depression?

Just hang in there, buddy!"

This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."

There’s a woman cutting onions when her husband walks in and starts crying. Onions was a good dog.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!

If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?