Thereness jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
"Knock Knock..."
"Who's There?"
"Kenya"
"Kenya who?"
"KENYA OPEN THE DOOR IT'S FREEZING OUT HERE!!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for, just let me in!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The idiot chicken who just crossed the road!!!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you a lot!
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
Knock knock.
- Who's there?
- The doorbell repairer.
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
As a doctor myself, that nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To visit the ugly witch's house.
Knock, knock...
Who's there?
The chicken!
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.
"A dyslexic atheist lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog."
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
There's a Mexican, Brazilian, and Cuban in a S60. Who's driving?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.