Them jokes
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Why do orphans like being criminals?
Because then someone actually wants them.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Memes
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!