Them jokes
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.
Nobody still wanted them.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.