Them jokes

How do you ride two bikes at once?

You ride them in tandem!

Do you know what SAWCON is?

SAWCON deez nuts.

I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.

This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.

If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"

Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?

It depends on how thin you slice them.

Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.

Women be like chivalry is dead, then don't say thank you when you open the door for them.

When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.

When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.

Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?

My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.

Hahaha :)

How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?

They slash them.

Why can orphans not get married?

They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!

What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.

A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.

"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"

Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

LOL

There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?

Because their balls have holes in them.