How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
Where did Jeffrey Epstein go to college?
Bring them young.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.