Them jokes
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
me when my friends are nwea testing and i cant talk too them
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
"Don't sneeze!"
Every time I was in the bathroom with my friends, I would always tell them, "Don't sneeze!" and when I did, they just laughed so hard. And when we sneezed, we laughed even harder.
Also,
"It dangles and swung!"
Language art quizzes are the best.
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.
If a depressed kid tries to high five a tree, it leaves them hanging.