Them jokes
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
Them, losers.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!