Them jokes
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
These two guys were at a bar flirting with these girls. The guy says, "Are you a parking ticket, 'cause you got fine written all over you?"
The girl turns and says, "How about you pay for them, and then I can pay you back with me getting all over you?"
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.
I was at a friend's place yesterday, and... There was a mother, father, three sons, and a daughter.
That night the mother and father started fucking each other. I yelled and told them there are innocent children in this house.
An hour later, they started up again. I walked to their room and they were asleep, so I looked in the brothers' room and all three brothers were fucking the sister.
I sighed at this. "Incest aside, you guys make a cute family." I started, "So Anna, when am I gonna have nieces and nephews?" They stopped instantly and went to sleep. "Thank you," I replied before walking back to my room they let me sleep in and I passed out for the rest of the night.
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?" One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, Dumbo!" So I corrected myself, "My apologies, so are you two whales from Ireland?"
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
SAVE ORPHAN JOKES! SAVE THEM!
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What’s the difference between a woman and a policeman? One of them have rights.