Them jokes
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Do you know what SAWCON is?
SAWCON deez nuts.
they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them
I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.
This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.
If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
Why did Ronald McDonald go to KFC to destroy them?
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”