Them jokes

What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?

Shoot kids in them ;)

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.

Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"

"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."

Them, losers.

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

Why are orphans good at dodge ball?

Because no one misses them.

I'd like to have kids one day.

I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.

I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.

Nobody still wanted them.

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.

Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.

But at least lemonade came out!

Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?

They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.

Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?

Because they don't have them on the inside.

When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].

Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still falling.

I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"

I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."

Why do orphans hate dodgeball?

No one misses them.