Them jokes

I don’t see why people say that emo kids don’t like to hangout. I seen them hanging all day.

Do you know what SAWCON is?

SAWCON deez nuts.

I've been looking for my parents for years. For the life of me, I can't remember where I buried them.

This is not a joke, nor did I come up with it.

If somebody calls you ugly, just hug them and say, "Life must be hard for you since you have visual impairment!"

When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!

What does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids?

Shoot kids in them ;)

Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?

Because their balls have holes in them.

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.

I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

LOL

There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"

"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].

Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.

Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.

Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.

Them, losers.

Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.

You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.

Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?

He wanted them rusted.

My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.

Hahaha :)