Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
How do you confuse a blonde? Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room
Why does Darth Vader always choke people? Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Why are good at dodge ball
Because no one misses them
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell em for double the price!
what does the school shooter do after shooting all the kids? shoot kids in them ;)
why are orphans bad at basket ball? because no one is there for them to pass
them, losers.
when you want pringle but a fat person was eating them there was only 3 sweety left
why do emo kids not like trees? they always leave them hanging
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a happy meal 🤔
Nun means no one likes them just take of that dumb hood
How are Black people like communism Because they’ll never work But some of them are willing to give it a shot
Why did the emo kids stop going to their favorite tree? It died before them
you know you have weird indian parents when you can hear them canilingus eachother
what is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon one of them is picked
