Whats the difference between an orphan and a dog
One of them is actually loved
Whats the difference between an orphan and a pencil , People actually have a use for one of them
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
You know they say, when you get lemons make lemonade... Well, I took that a little bit too literal.
Turns out squeezing your wife's tits as hard as you can hurts them.
But at least lemonade came out!
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
If a black person calls you a cracker, let them say it. You can say things they can't say, like, "Thanks for the warning, officer!"
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
