Them jokes

What's one way to drain someone's ego?

Hand them a mirror, and say they should see how ugly they turned out in life.

I got mad at my white friend today. I, as a darker person, had told them to meet me outside at 3 o'clock. They, being VERY special that day, had said, "AM or PM?"

Laughing at their question, I said, "Honey, 3 AM, because I'll lose a fight at 3 PM."

If someone calls you fat, just ignore them. You are bigger than that!

Why don't orphans like getting lost?

Because if people find them, they ask, "Where are your parents?"

What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?

One of them is picked.

When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!

What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?

Both get hard when we play with them.

My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!

Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.

Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?

Because their balls have holes in them.

Why are life and a penis alike?

Women make both of them hard.

How does the non binary kill white en Amy?

They/them.

"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!

For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.

Why do they call them a nonce?

Because they go for people who don't have any sense.

How do non-binary people kill people?

They slash them.

Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.

Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."

LOL

There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."

Why don't orphans get dad jokes?

Because they don't have a dad to tell them.