Them jokes
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
I'd like to have kids one day.
I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
How do non-binary people kill people?
They slash them.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.