Them jokes
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
What do orgasms and impulses have in common?
I don’t care if they have either of them.
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
Q: What's the similarity between a dog and a bed?
A: I can jump on my bed. A: And I use a pillow on both of them.
My brothers kept annoying me.
I told them I would disembowel them if they kept it up.
It was an empty threat—right after I was done.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
Dark humor is like having parents, not everybody gets them.
If a depressed kid tries to high five a tree, it leaves them hanging.
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a Happy Meal.
What's common between the penis and a Rubik's cube?
Both get hard when we play with them.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home," they only had one option.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
How does the non binary kill white en Amy?
They/them.
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
How do you make a body disappear?
You use an axe, black plastic bags, a forest, a shovel, and some ice cream because killing someone and chopping them up and digging holes in the ground and putting dirt over them is a lot of hard work!
P.S., I'm joking and don't condone these actions.