Them jokes
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
I got these two people in my class we call them Twin Towers, so when I heard about it I threw a paper airplane at them.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
Them, losers.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Troll your friend by saying "I" and saying "cup," and then tell them that that means "I see you pee."
LOL
There is also "lettuce cup," which means "let us see you pee."
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
How do you ride two bikes at once?
You ride them in tandem!
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.