Them jokes
I got in trouble in school today. The teacher said, "I'm gonna call your parents!"
I said, "Let me know when you find them." <3
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
No one misses them.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
What's the difference between an orphan and a pencil?
People actually have a use for one of them.
How many terrorists does it take to tile a roof?
It depends on how thin you slice them.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
What do people have a shot at when it comes to love? Shooting them in the heart.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
How does a non-binary ninja kill someone?
They slash them.
People are like trees. They fall when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
What’s the hardest part about being friends with a turtle?
Getting them to come out of their shell.