all of them suck
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Brian was shopping at a mall. He hopped onto an escalator. Next to him were two people having an argument. Eventually, one of them pulled out a pocket knife threatening to stab the other. Brian murmured "Well, that escalated quickly..."
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied Cause they can’t stand up for them selfs
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
Rose's are red violets are blue fortnite is dead so are you (I have no friends because all of my friends play fortgay just like my friends all of them are gay)
Q: What difference between Americans and Africans? A: some of them have food and some of them don't have food.
why do orphans like pedo because it's someone that loves them and they can call daddy
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree
My grandpa warned people the titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen so he kept warning them then he was kicked out of the theater
Why do orphans hate Geometry? Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone I know this is a very corny joke.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
