Them jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Why can't orphans celebrate Christmas?
Father Christmas left them.
Why does Sans like puns so much? Probably because he finds them humorous.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
What do skeletons do with their organs?
They organize them!
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree?
They thought their parents would catch them.
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
I’m not funny! Please do not laugh at my jokes! But do check them out, they’re very unpredictable. Read them, do not laugh, they’re jokes, do not laugh at them!
Someone: hah- Me: NO DON’T YOU DARE!😠😠
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One of them turned to the other and said, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl? A blender. What's the best way to get them out? A blender.
There is a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking; at least one of them does something.
One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"
What's better than throwing dead babes?
Catching them after with a pitchfork.
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
Why can’t balls move? Because no one is there to voice them around.
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.