Them jokes

Homework

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!

Apple

What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?

An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.

Sake

Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."

Kid

I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.

I saw them hanging all day.

Gun

What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?

If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.

People

You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?

All of them are married!

Orphan

What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.

Marathon

I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: "This'll be interesting."

Orphan

Why can't orphans go outside?

Because they have no parents to watch them!

Nut

My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.

My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.

Chair

Dad: Where is my son?

Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.

Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?

Son: YES!

Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Baby

Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?

A: With a blender!

Q: How do you take them out?

A: With Doritos!

People

I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go outside?

Because their parents aren't there to watch them!

Orphanage

Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?