Them jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
I have so many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Q: How do you get 50 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender!
Q: How do you take them out?
A: With Doritos!
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
Memes
Strength
What month of the year has 28 days?
Answer: All of them.
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.