Them jokes
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Memes
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
One time, I worked at the zoo and I was feeding the monkeys.
And one of them μяɨɲąţ€ď on me.
And I went to the hospital and got a bloody nose the next day.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Say "I hate happiness" without the H (all of them).
Someone I know is an ant. I feel like a mountain to them.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.