Them jokes
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hangout.
I saw them hanging all day.
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Kick the chair out from under them.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come back.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Memes
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Three men were lost in the desert and found a genie who granted each of them a wish.
The 1st man wished he was home with his family. The 2nd man wished he was home with his family, and the 3rd man wished they were all back together again.
What's the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them. Option 2: Walk away. Option 3: Kill each other.
Me: Why can't I just kms and leave them the pain?
Family is precious, so you have to keep them away from the sunlight.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
"Terrorist, that’s a little strong. We call them private militaries."
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"