Them jokes
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher told them it was a piece of cake!
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"