Them jokes
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
My nuts hurt; if you pull them, I will scream.
My nuts tickle; scratch them, and I won’t like you no more.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents can't watch them!
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because their parents aren't there to watch them!
Memes
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
How many Senators fans does it take to change a light bulb?
All 3 of them.
Hockey for life!
What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?
An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
Say the drive through at McDonald's, order (don't say the sake) but when you get it ask them, "My sake?" and say, "Sake that ass."
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
What would an emo say to someone to make them join the EMO side?
A: Go kill yourself!
What animal jumps the highest?
An emo kid, some of them are still up there.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.