Them jokes
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Memes
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.