Them jokes
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Memes
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.