Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why do risky people have cats?
So they have 10 lives with them.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.
I keep going back and forth on them.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
I bet when 2 cheetahs race and one of them cheats, the other one says, "You're such a cheetah!" Then they laugh and go and eat a zebra or whatever.
I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.
When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.
Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.
Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.
Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
