Them jokes
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Memes
What happend for them to put this sign up?
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
Why don't orphans go home at pickup?
Because they don't have parents to pick them up.
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.