Them jokes
So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
"Hey, man, do you have any Ben and Jerry's?"
"Yeah, I have two of them, fresh and preserved in the freezer."
"I meant the ice cream, bro..."
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Yo mama's so stupid, when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.