A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
why don't orphans go to the park? Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Next time you get a call from anybody say hi welcome to daves orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you
or
hi welcome to pizza and abortion clinic your loss is our sauce
why do orphans like spider man 100% of them are like him
Why is a orphan rlly good at being naughty? Bc they have no one to tell them of
How do you fit 1000 babies in a swimming pool? A blender. How do you get them out? Slurp them up with a straw.
What are the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
why do midgets run on balls? because the grass tickles them
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven? Both of them.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel I can't stand them!!
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who’s going to homeschool them?
This is supposed to be worst puns but most of them are not puns.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
I fed some chickens some eggs. They ate them. Nothing else to explain except they are cannibals.
All of them.
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
