Them jokes
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
If your name is Jack, I think you are a stupid person that leaves their friends and blocks them on everything.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap for their parents to come back.
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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
A Mario & Luigi joke.
What are the Mario bros' view on child support?
Mario: The parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.
Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO!
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What month has 28 days?
All of them.