Them jokes

Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."

Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."

My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"

I don't have a joke, it's just funny reading them.

When there are more suicidal people, it means there are fewer suicidal people. That means there is an infinite generator of them.

What month has 28 days?

All of them.

If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?

What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?

Neither of them can see or hear their parents.

Me: If my face looked like yours, I would sue my parents.

Sensei: That’s funny, because when your parents dropped you off at the temple, they got a fine for littering.

Cop: Hehe, that’s funny because I gave them the fine!

Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.

Unless you force them the point.

What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.

White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*

Natives: Can y-

White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.

A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."

I once saw an orphan... I decided to ask them a simple question... "Hey! Where is your family?"

They didn't reply.

I kept asking them. They started crying. I started laughing. They ran away...

So, at school there are these twins. At my school, I folded two paper airplanes to throw at them. Once I realized why it felt so wrong to do it, I had already threw them. I hit the north, then the south one.

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

Why do midgets run on balls?

Because the grass tickles them.

Handicapped jokes are so cruel.

I can't stand them!