Them jokes
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
Why is black mystery not an Airheads flavor? Because we already know what happened to them. *shot fires*
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them
Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.
I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
I had the BEST day EVER.
1: I woke up.
2: I met someone I'm sad about.
3: I had fun and got them back again online.
But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."