Them jokes

What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?

If you throw them, they both will never come back.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.

(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)

What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?

I don't know. I still haven't found them.

People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!

1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.

Why are friends a lot like snow?

If you pee on them, they disappear.

Why do orphans hate Geometry?

Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.

I know this is a very corny joke.

Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?

Because they don't have a dad to tell them.

Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.

How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Guys, if you saw a post from someone pretending to be me, don't listen to them.

I'm just going to be out for 3 days, or maybe for a month break. There are a lot of fakers.

Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?

'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.

This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!

I had the BEST day EVER.

1: I woke up.

2: I met someone I'm sad about.

3: I had fun and got them back again online.

But sadly the order was 2nd, 3rd, 1st... XD

I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."

Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.

Why can’t orphans order from Costa?

They need a parent or guardian with them.

Where do you think all the orphans went?

In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.

How do you make Alabama cookies?

Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.

A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."

"Interesting."

"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.

People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.

Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.