Them jokes
Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.
I have some black friends who hate it when I say the N-word around them, so I got a pet monkey.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
One of them has a family tree.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
A man is telling his story to someone. "My friends always said that they would kill me if I wore Gucci or Supreme. On April 1st, I wore both and conversed with them."
"Interesting."
"That's the story of how I got to the morgue," he says to The Gatekeeper of Heaven.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.