Why can’t a orphan play games with a full house in them because they don’t know what a full house is
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends how hard you throw them.
I have a fear of speed bumps but i'm slowly getting over them.
God, when terminally ill children beg him to heal them:
God: No, I don’t want to.
Yo mama so disgusting, she hangs toilet paper to dry after she wiped with them.
you know what, I know five fat people and your 4 of them
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a sandy hook
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
My April fools joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.
what does parents and dark humor have in common? not everyone gets them
Hi welcome, to June's Orphanage you make them we bake them how can I help you.
Why would a cannibal stop eating people?
if they got fed up with them.
What do you do when you are angry with an orphan hit them
It's not like they can tell their parents
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
Why was the rapper always on time?
Because they had a PHAT BEAT to keep them in check!
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
