The jokes

Mama

Your mama is so fat.

She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.

Mama

Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.

Sister

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

Orphan

Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.

Memes

Vegan teacher

Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.

Wanda: Ok, Timmy.

Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!

Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.

*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*

City

When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?

Water

What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?

Not everyone gets it!

Fortnite

What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.

Ligma

Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!

Road

Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.