The jokes
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
Your mama is such a hoe! It took her 4 attempts to pass her driving test. She couldn't get used to the front seat.
Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!
One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
What is the same thing between water and dark jokes?
Not everyone gets it!
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
Anyone remember the following?
Me: It's so sad Ironman died of ligma. You: What the heck is an Ironman? Me: Ligma balls. "snap" ^kaboom^
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Why can't the Ctrl key cross the road? Because it is an 8-lane highway.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries is just watching a kill cam.
The source for YouTube Shorts are from Zidane's hair.
Why is September 11th the best birthday? Because no one ever forgets it!
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.