The jokes
When you let the school shooter borrow your pen so he doesn't kill you.
Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?
Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.
Tell it to your parents and friends!
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale said: "OOOWWWWW!!!! Get off me, you overweight bucket of lard."
Yo mama so scary that the monsters have to look under the bed for her.
Yo mama so ugly that the monsters thought that she was their mother.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
You are so ugly, when the Joker saw you, he stopped laughing.
I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.
I got fired from the bowling ball factory for throwing out the ones that had holes in them.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
I heard helium won the lottery. Turns out, he lied.
Your mum is so fat, when she was sitting on a scale, the number couldn't even fit on the scale and came shooting out!
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Did you know one of the singers of YMCA had AIDS? Y-M-C-AIDS.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!