The jokes
Jesus walks into a motel, puts three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
It is September. What's the difference between a stage four colon cancer patient and Santa Claus? Santa is coming for Christmas!
My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"
Memes
Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.
Why did the Titanic cross the road?
Your hairline parts faster than Moses parting the Red Sea.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. It was evolution.
My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!
Explain Bear teaches us that explaining the joke makes it a billion times funnier.
Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.
You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.