The jokes
The first time you have to do a full body workout in chess.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
Me and my emo group were walking down to the tree and somebody yelled, "Don't leave me!"
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
Memes
💡 idea. Start a confidential organization that only recruits via invite. Stockpile heavy duty weapons in an si when the time comes we can defend America from any domestic threat. *just a silly idea*
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?
"Under The Sea!!!!! Under The Sea!!!" - The Little Mermaid
Get it ;) Dead ass motherfucker.
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
Biden and Trump.
That's it. That's the joke.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
The best joke. (This Form)
My wife is so fat! When she goes swimming, she leaves a ring around the lake.
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He only took a day off.