The World jokes
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
Who is the world's fastest reader?
The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
You're so skinny the world turns to the left!
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
Why is Death the world's biggest slut?
Death gets to f*** everyone.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.
Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.
Anyways, she cried lol.
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
A fat man meets a skinny man.
The fat man tells the skinny man: "When people look at you, they think the world's starving to death."
And the skinny man responds: "When they look at you, they know why."