Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds
A fat man meets a skinny man The fat man tells the skinny man: "when people look at you, they think the world's starving to death"
And the skinny man responds: "when they look at you, they know why"
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said "but the world is round"
I said, babe you are my world.
A child has diarrhea and asked his mom for a viagra. "Why in the world do you want that?" She asked him. He looks at her and says, "Well that's what you gift dad when his shit won't get hard."
What's the most expensive haircut in the world ? Chemotherapy
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world
Sonic Can run around the world in a second. In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place
People are making end of the world jokes, like there's no tomorrow.
I remember when I was a kid i thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right, they used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Man 1: why don’t we just put all the dept in the world on one man then kill him? Man 2: we tried that once it started a cult
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
Why did Joe Bidden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world
The more people who like to eat tide pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.
