The World

The World jokes

Who was the meanest man in the world?

He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

Who are the quickest readers in the world? 9/11 victims. They went through 34 stories in 4 seconds.

Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.

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  • Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.

    So my ex, who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though Will has a better haircut than me, but anyway, when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met, and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat.

    Then I told her she has the Wendy's logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit, I was done.

    Anyways, she cried lol.

    Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?

    A: Covid.

    Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?

    Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.

    We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.

    Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?

    Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.