your so skinny the world turns to the LEFT!
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped
Why's being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work
When they said Titanic was "Unsinkable", then they said, "The World Trade Centers was UnCollapable."
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Wy are orphan run around the world after the baseball coach said go home 🏠? Because he didn’t now what the hell to do.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world
Man 1: why don’t we just put all the dept in the world on one man then kill him? Man 2: we tried that once it started a cult
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the world trade center.
I remember when I was a kid i thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right, they used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
The people in the world trade center ordered two pepperoni but got two plane.
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said "but the world is round"
I said, babe you are my world.
What's the code thing on minecraft that decide the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts
The pastor sees little Johnny sitting on the church steps. Little Johnny is fixated on something. The pastor looks closer and sees that Johnny is stirring up something in an old coffee can. He says, "What you got there little Johnny?" "This here is turpentine, the most POWERFUL liquid in the world.", says Johnny. The pastor shakes his head, sits down next to Johnny and says, "Now you know that's not true son. Holy water is the most powerful liquid in the world. One drop of holy water on a pregnant woman's stomach and the next morning she'll pass a baby boy." Little Johnny says, "Well that may be true. But one drop of this on a cats ass and he'll pass a motorcycle!"
Tonight, on top gear! James may dives a bus full of kids off a mountain! Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany! and I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rappiest with erectile disfunction
