who are the quickest readers in the world, 9/11 victims they went through 34 stories in 4 seconds
Yes, the Queen has died today. Can the people of the world please finally tell Harry to stop cross-dressing as her?
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
your so skinny the world turns to the LEFT!
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
Why aren't women taken seriously in the world? They are too busy whining about getting raped.
Why's being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
So my ex who wouldn't leave me alone because she thought I was the best person in the world even though will has a better haircut then me but anyway when we broke up she said I was the worst person she ever met and I told her she looks like a cross between a beaver and a mole rat. Then I told her she has the wendys logo haircut and then some other things I'm not gonna say. 2 years of bullshit I was done Anyways she cried lol
Q: What is found deep inside of us, and the more we express our love for each other the more it spreads throughout the world?
A: Covid.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
The only thing brighter than my future is the fire on the World Trade Center.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.
The people in the world trade center ordered two pepperoni but got two plane.
I told my girlfriend that the world is flat.
She said, "but the world is round."
I said, babe, you are my world.
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
