That jokes
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
People say towers can't move. Apparently, nobody told that to the Trade Centers.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
If my cat were a cactus, doesn't that make him the catus?
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Haven't had sex since I got out of jail; although sex in jail wasn't that great, either.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
I'm a gay depressed person. Would that make me a happy unhappy person?
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What did the caveman say while seeing a reptile taking off?
Look at that dino-sour!
I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.
Your momma's so fat that she's used goods, like the Russian tanks.
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.