That jokes
What's the best part about duck tape?
It turns "No, no, no!" into "Mmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm!"
It makes it real easy to get to home base on that first date, too.
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed that I only had a crock pot.😅
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Your hairline is so bent that Bob the Builder couldn't fix it.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson changed his name from Michael Smith? Well, at least he's honest.
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
We are in a matrix, wake up.
Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?
Because they got plain.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Yo mama so fat that she had to wear a yellow jacket and everyone shouted, "Taxi!"
Dude, if you're at the ATM, wouldn't that mean you're buying your own money?
If a person walks off a hundred-foot cliff and halfway down screams, "Why did I do that?" Then a second person walks off the same one-hundred-foot cliff and screams the same verse, "Why did I do that?" Then another person walks off the cliff and screams the same line, "Why did I do that," and the next person does the same thing. What do you call that?
(Stupid People)
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Did you hear about the clam that could play violin?
It had excellent mussel memory.
Bully: Gina, why are you such a whore?
Gina: Because they hit me on the ass!
Bully: Yuh, that must be nice!
Gina: Hmmm...
Gina: Wanna???
Bully: 😍😍😍...sexy ass ever!
Bully 🖐🏻🍑
Gina😊
My friends in my friend group say that I am quiet and I don't do anything bad. I proved them wrong by murdering the leader of it.
Some of you people on here are complete incels and need to learn how to spell and properly construct simplistic grammatical sentences that actually make sense.