That jokes
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop, I thought there had been a horrible accident.
Is that ass a water barrier 'cause dam[n]?
I don't ever really bother women, but when I do, I usually just want to talk. I guess since I just so happened to be a straight male that's not a 10 or a 5, I get shutdown so fast. I put out lit candles...like damn, I thought I hid my ring.
Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los
If a skinny person wants to gain weight, does that make them a trans fat?
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Roses are red, violets are blue, you are so ugly that no one likes you.
It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
If a pregnant emo kills herself, is that murder-suicide or just abortion?
Yo mama is so nasty that she sucked your dad's dick and came in to kiss you goodnight.
A man once went to a doctor because his leg was turning blue.
The doctor said that his leg had to be amputated as it was getting poisonous.
The man then got plastic prosthetics.
Next day even the prosthetics started turning blue.
After much examination, the doctor found that the patient's pants were shedding color.
There are 4 people on an airplane, and the pilot has a heart attack and dies. The plane is going down, and there are also only 3 parachutes. So the guy who knows how to cure cancer says, "I’m jumping. I can save many lives." Then the 46th president, Joe Biden, says, "I’m taking the 2nd one." So there is only one left. Donald Trump says to the 7-year-old girl, "I have lived a long life. You can take the next one." So the little girl says, "That’s ok; the 46th president took my backpack." Lol.