That jokes
You're so ugly that every time you look up in the sky, God says, "Sorry, can't help you."
Does anyone know the song that goes like:
Nananana na na na, nananana na na na, nananana na, na na, na, na na na?
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
Lynx: For that cheap teenage smell of desperation.
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
(On their 1-2 loss to Watford) Ty: Well, we mustn't forget that it's been raining so...
Robbie: It's been raining???
Ty: Yeah!
Robbie: Are you being serious??? It's raining for both teams!
I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"
What do you call a train that carries bubblegum?
Chew-chew train! Hee hee!
Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Both crews were marooned!
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
My speech impediment has gotten so worse that I stutter when typing sentences.
I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!