That jokes

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?

Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.

Orphan: I finally have a father!

God: And who is that?

Orphan: You!

God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.

Orphan: :l

Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!

Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

I didn’t do that.

"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!

You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.

What do you call a male cow that snores?

A “Bull Dozer”.

They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.

God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!

Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.

Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!

What do Roblox bots do that's both a type of meat and an annoying thing?

Spam.

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronze fish.