That jokes
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Yo mama so strict that when Ponyboy told her that Darry hit him, she called the cops on Darry.
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I'm going home now."
And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!
How do you know that your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes weird.
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, "That's the fourth time you've gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn't it embarrass you?"
"Why should it?" answered her spouse. "I keep telling them it's for you."
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
Dad: You’re looking pretty sheepish.
Son: That’s too baaaaaad!
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.
President Chumples memorialised Charlie Kirk by saying, "He had a real shot at being president."
That's not a joke. The fat fuck actually said that after pan face got shot.
How did you get that? Used your life savings?
Today, there was a big test for Little Timmy. During the test, Timmy had to take a really huge shit. So, he rushed to the bathroom. He took a while in there.
When he was done, he realized there was no more toilet paper left. Since there was nothing around him to use, the only thing he could do was wipe with his hand. His time in the bathroom was up, and he needed to finish that test! He didn’t have time to wash his hands. So, he hurried back. The problem was, the hand he wiped with was his right hand. He used his left hand to complete the test, which made him fail. When he got home, his mother was standing there crossing her arms. “Timmy, the teacher had called and said you wrote sloppy on your test. Why is that?” Timmy replied, “Oh, it’s because I caught a leprechaun with my right hand, but if I opened it, my classmates would scare him away, so I had to use my left.” Timmy’s mother glared at him with disbelief. “Timmy, I don’t believe you. Now open your hand!” Timmy did so and opened his hand. “See, mother? I said you’d scare the shit out of him!”
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.