That jokes
What is not the definition of prostitution?
A dumb blonde that got money for babysitting. Does it cycle now?
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
Me: Jaiden telling orphan jokes to my friend.
That orphan behind me...
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))
Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
I'm pretty sure that "MOI MOI" means "ME! ME!" does it?
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
What is the difference between human rights and the Earth?
The Earth has been to be between two games a year after school, a time and fun game that has.
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What's the difference between dark humor and normal humor?
Normal humor is ten babies and one trash can.
Dark humor is one baby and ten trash cans.
Scroll down for explanation.
Ten babies in one trash can; one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
Son: Daddy, what's dark humor?
Dad: See that man over there with no arms or legs? Go tell him to stand up and clap.
Son: But Daddy, I'm blind.
Dad: Exactly.
Someone on here said it previously:
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.
What do you call someone that is Mexican that has a BMW?
A big Mexican woman.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.