That jokes

Name a shop that racists don’t go to? The black market.

What do you call a white man that can dance?

A faggot.

If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!

Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members.

Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?

Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.

Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!

Your hairline goes so far back that the History Channel made a show about it.

"Yo mama's so fat that when she farts, Al Gore accuses her of global warming."

Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 15.

Did you know that most women are left-handed?

That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.

Did you hear about the nun that got kicked out of the convent?

She got caught squatting on the cucumbers in the garden.

If someone made a comedy routine about Terri Schiavo, would that be considered roasting a vegetable?

Your mom is so ugly that she uses Snapchat filters to make her pretty.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so they can fetch some pee. Jack fell down and broke his whole body. Jill just laughed and didn’t care, so now they have a daughter.

My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.

And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"

I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.

My arse hole hurts like no joke, man. I just had to tell that your heads a peanut, you fucking nonce, kid, you fat fuck sack, your mum you dirty cow!

Dad/Mom: Son, you're adopted.

Son: I know. *holds up daddy's phone that has the text of them talking about it.*

Dad: Babe, we need to talk.

Mom: Okay......

Dad: He's grounded.

Mom: You're right, you're grounded! Oh, and I'm dumping you.

Son: Am I getting a new daddy?

Mom: Soon honey, soon....

Dad: I really shouldn't have let her know I cheating.

What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.

My girlfriend is so fat that when she runs or walks, she falls, so I am breaking up with you.

🙍🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend: Nooo, don’t leave me, catch me, ahhh!

🙇🏼‍♀️Fat girlfriend falls on boyfriend: Ahhhhhh *dump*

🙇🏼‍♀️🙇🏼Fat girlfriend and boyfriend: Fat girlfriend: U didn’t catch me wawawawa. Boyfriend: Get off me, 900 pounds, ugh, I hate u!

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This guy went to the gas station to get some gas, and as he asked the cashier for gas he noticed a terrible smell. He asked what the smell was and the cashier replied, "That's your gas, cuz I farted. Now hand me the 20 bucks!"

The guy said, "No, not the kind that comes from your ass, but the kind you put in a car!" The cashier says, "That fart was worth 20 bucks, so beat it!"

Guy says, "I need real gas, nothing about your ass impresses me!" Then another guy gets in line and says, "I know the guy personally, we grew up together. Always trying to be the cool kid in school, bragging about his big horse's ass...no wonder he was always the *butt* of all jokes!"