That jokes
Why don't Chinese people believe in Santa Claus?
They're the ones that make the toys.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
Yo mama's so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
You know, people always tell you to stand up for yourself. Why didn't anyone tell the World Trade Center that? 🤔
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
You're so ugly, that's why me and your hairline go far back.
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Hello everyone, I would just like to apologize for participating in the protest and everything else I said. I was wrong and have recently found a way to see all these jokes as funny. I hope that you all can forgive me. ALYA
What's something red that is bad for your teeth?
A brick.
Why can’t mental hospitals have Halloween?
Because the patients thought the pumpkins were them. I tried.
Stan says shut the f**k up or sit your ass down on that b***h chair!
Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
I'm so poor that they let me buy the entire store! For $0...
1, 2, 3, A, B, C, D, and there's a D in it and there's also a 3. That's how long your D is!
For some reason, people make fun of my name because it rhymes with something that starts with an F.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
One day I went to talk to my friend.
"Hi John!" I said.
No response.
"Oh, yeah."
I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button.
"Hope that helps!"