That jokes

My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.

I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word “Mother-in-law” you get the words “Woman Hitler”.

What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.

Your hairline recedes so far back that it defends your forehead.

Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.

Why were Twin Towers mad that their food wasn’t good enough?

Because they got plain.

Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.

So I walk into a bar, and there’s people waiting in line to punch me in the face.

That’s the punch line.

Jerry: My dad got into a fight on a plane.

Jeremy: That's just *plane* crazy!

I'm really bad at giving directions, but don't take that the wrong way.

Yo, hairline go so far back that your dad found it before you did.

Why do orphans hate the letter F?

Because the F stands for the family that didn't want them.

People who don't have common sense are just stupid people with ugly hearts. STOP HATING PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNOW! Also write "then exit the f word site," and I think we know that won't happen!!!

I L.O.V.E GWEN!!!!!!

Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.

You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you… wait… also the regret after.

I always think that percussions are golden, but cheeks are brass.

An old man goes to church.

One Sunday morning, an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt, and boots that were very worn and ragged. In his hand, he carried a worn-out old hat and an equally worn-out Bible.

The church he entered was in a very upscale and exclusive part of the city. It was the largest and most beautiful church the old cowboy had ever seen. The people of the congregation were all dressed in expensive clothes and accessories.

As the cowboy took a seat, the others moved away from him. No one greeted, spoke to, or welcomed him. They were all appalled at his appearance and did not attempt to hide it.

As the old cowboy was leaving the church, the preacher approached him and asked the cowboy to do him a favor. "Before you come back in here again, have a talk with God and ask him what he thinks would be appropriate attire for worship."

The old cowboy assured the preacher he would.

The next Sunday, he showed back up for the services wearing the same ragged jeans, shirt, boots, and hat. Once again, he was completely shunned and ignored. The preacher approached the man and said, "I thought I asked you to speak to God before you came back to our church."

"I did," replied the old cowboy.

"If you spoke to God, what did he tell you the proper attire should be for worshiping in here?" asked the preacher.

"Well, sir, God told me that He didn't have a clue what I should wear. He said He'd never been in this church."

What does a waiter in a Chinese restaurant call a customer that won't leave a tip? A "plick."

How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?

One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.