That jokes
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Your hairline is so hideous that Derrick White's hairline envies yours.
Why did the rapper apologize to the sidewalk?
He didn’t mean to SPIT that hard.
What do you call crabs that do not share their food?
They are shellfish! (ﾉ≧∀≦)ﾉ
You know that the F in orphan may stand for family, but it actually stands for "fuck family."
Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Your nose is so big that Apple had to make a custom iPhone that unlocks using Nose ID.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
You’re so fat,
that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.
I didn’t do that.
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange who?
Orange glad I didn’t say banana. Hahaha, you’re right, I hate that guy!
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"