They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
That Jokes
What do you call an epileptic midget that works at Little Caesars?
Little Seizures.
Me and Jesus are really close; he even turns the light on for me when I go pee in the middle of the night. Well, that is what I thought until the fridge was wet.
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
What was the last thing that went through the 9/11 jumpers' heads?
Their ankles.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bikini.
Bikini who?
Oh, that was just a bikini.
Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.
And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.
Worst jokes ever? More like I killed an old man in 2012 in Oklahoma City at that nasty Red Lobster, not the one near the freeway, and hid the body in a creek!
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Your forehead is so big that it could carry the passengers of the Titanic.
What do you call an African that is not hungry? Dead.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
TITANic
The view is so much better without those twins covering the city.
Well, that was a blow up!
