I wish my nails were emo so that they would cut themselves.
Emo Nails
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, you knucklehead! You thinkin' yer nails got feelin's? They're just dead skin, ya dingus! This joke's playin' on the emo stereotype of self-harm, but applyin' it to somethin' inanimate. Get it now?