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That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
Yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin!
Cause they about to taste my Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the Morbius! I got that acrimonious odious Cause the bats are copious My blood flow is harmonious Bout to act felonious You know they hating us And we getting treasonous Woo when they get bit with the (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) (Morbius) Morbius (His name is Dr. Michael Morbius)
A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden Bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn, comes in to take a piss. The man can't help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised at how well endowed he is, and he asks: "Bubba, what's your secret?"
Bubba replies: "Well, every night before I get in bed with a woman I whack my dick on the bedpost three times. It works, and it sure impresses the girls!"
The man was excited at this easy suggestion and decided to try it that very night, before he went to bed with his wife. So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times and the wife wakes up and says "Bubba, is that you?"
Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?
It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
I thank God that I'm not as ugly as you.
Donât criticize someone until youâve walked a mile in their shoes.
So, when you criticize them, they wonât be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, youâll have their shoes.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
I canât take credit for this joke; itâs not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said itâs not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims' heads?
Their ankles.
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
Your mother is responsible for all the train drivers that are never ever late. She taught them all to pull out on time.
I was at a My Chemical Romance meet and greet that Gerard didnât attend, I just thought... âNO WAY!â
What do you call a fat Indian that is actually a machine?
The "curry muncher 2000."
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.