That jokes

My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!

What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?

Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.

You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!

Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.

Yo momma so fat that she could fit the entire map of the world on her body.

Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.

He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.

Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor threw you out the window, and the window threw you back.

Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!

I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.

When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.

I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.

Did you hear about that one guy who dipped his balls in paint?

My friend said they were “Pretty nuts!”

Your forehead is so big that I could draw the map of the world on it.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.

Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"

You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.

I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.

The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"